I'm not sure how to comment on this one above.
The point of this one is that his name is "Uncle Tio". Hm.
No one could ever replace Gabe. Never. He's got to make it to 150.
What? You want some more?! This next gal is James's fav.
The ad is what sells it though:
Rahja is loving, loyal, beautiful 8 yr old Australian Shepherd. She is a dog for a woman or family of majority ladies because she was raised by three women and has proven to only allow women to walk her. she is spayed, house broken, walks well on a leash, trained in basic commands, and will play fetch til you stop throwing the ball. She can maintain extended periods of low energy. So if you knit, sew, or just like to watch movies she will sit next to you and love every minute of it.
Rahja does NOT like fireworks...she digs out and runs every 4th of July that she is not brought inside. Other than that, she has no other behavioral problems.
We would like to rehome her because she isn't getting the attention she deserves with health problems in the family and daughters away from home for extra curricular activities and college.
Willing to drive her up the freeway for the right woman/women to love her.
Here was a headliner that we found invitingly enthusiastic:
and another:
And lastly, an excerpt that was randomly read aloud that sounded a little awkward...
