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The scorpion enemy:

The pvc pipe weapon (bravely utilized by mom):
The size and outcome (being mostly dead before its final smashing to smithereens):
There's never a dull moment during those precious early hours shared together while working on the yard. Those scorpions sure do give me the creeps.
Side note: They don't give me the creeps when we drop them into a flaming ring of fire on the sidewalk followed by egging them on. That's pretty cool.