Saturday, October 26, 2013

and stuff...

1. Went and saw The Lion King at Gammage theatre. Rawwr.  

A. Why is the women's line for the bathroom sooooo long that it goes out the door and down the staircase while the men's restroom is not only wide open but has only 5 participants grace it's wide doorway the whole time I stand in line? It was sort of a classy event so I'm sure not too many men made use of bushes outside. Are women's bladders smaller? Hmm.

B. Had an aisle seat so when the characters came singing down the aisle I made eye-contact with a few. Pretty soul-awakening. Such gifts of music are sure witnesses of godliness. When we made eye contact, there was a connection. A soul to soul connection. It gave me serious chills.

2. I have some weird skin disease. 

A.  I find out the lab results in a couple of days but it's probably either strep or staph infection. Really gross. I get sores that ooze a clear yellowy liquid and my skin is loose around the sores. In the meantime, I have to take a "bleach bath" which is half a tub of water combined with half a cup of bleach. Even after a post-bath shower, I smell like a clean toilet. Gross.

B. Here's a picture. 

C. Just kidding. Pictures would be waaaay too much. I feel gross just talking about it.

3. Speaking in church tomorrow on the Atonement of Christ. 

A. I better go figure out what to say? 

B.  Less than 24 hours to go. 

E. After I speak, I'm headin to Salt Lake City to look for a job. Just check things out. Know of anything good?

F.  No more letters. Who's even reading at this point?

G.  Okay. One more. 

H.  Okay. Now I'm done.

I.  Over and out. 


  1. Wait, why Salt Lake?? Why not Vegas?? :)

  2. I'm reading...I'll keep my ears open about salt lake city. I know the special ed director in South Jordan. Wanna go that far south?...BTW, I saw that you posted after a year of silence and wondered...what dire topic caused her to turn on that computer to blogger and write her inner thoughts down after a whole year! Oh...It's John Mayer, now another post...must be good...flesh wound. I never know what I'm going to get on your blog. It's hilarious! Okay, Okay...The Lion King post was very distinguished. You've got that one to your credit! :)

  3. I need you to blog every day. Thanks.

  4. Oh geez. Somehow I didn't get notice that there were comments. I've fallen off the wagon and I need to catch up. Sheesh! Michelle! I would LOVE to see you. I'm in SLC right now but definitely not looking for a teaching job. Litany! I just need change! This snow business is sounding like an adventure. Maren. Thanks for your fanship. I'm so flattered. Truly.